At Last

Right, wow, one month since I posted last, I said I'ld end up never using this thing... anywhoosals...

My book finally came through the post, at last! Been waiting for weeks! So now I have a book on CSS (Cascading Style Sheets to those who don't know what I'm on about, and for those who still don't know -web design stuff), so keep yer eyes pointed at my website, which I will be completely re-writing, as it does suck at the moment (and not in a good way either!). So yeah, keep looking at it periodically to see if I've changed it, the addy is:

http://www.edessex.tk

Or prod here, or here, or here, or up there somewhere...

I might post a note when I've finished it, if i remember!


P.S. Welcome home Petrovitch, did you enjoy running about in a forest in Cornwall with your pistol out for all to see, trying to unload on Kate?

Explanations...

Right, been prodded too much for the last post/picture thing, so I better explain:
That is the symbol/picture thing for a brand of cigarettes, called shag (not that you would have guessed!). So there you go, explained, sort of anyway, but I can't be bothered to explain why it's on a non-smoker's blog, but the oojars and fish...

Anywhoosals, note to the smoking blokes out there:
Go to http://www.shagcigarettes.com and buy a pack of shag cigarettes, then you will be able to walk up to a good-looking bird and just say "fancy a shag?", if they say "yes, your place or mine?" (quite likely in the Herts & Essex areas), then you've scored without having to go through the whole buying drinks and dating path, and if they slap you, you can just hold up the fag packet and say "i meant a shag cigarette!", and they'll feel guilty for slapping you, and possibly invite you for a drink, so you can start again the usual way... So nothing much lost!
NB: Don't try this to another bird in front of your bird -for some unknown reason they don't always see the funny side of it!!!

Shaggadelic...

Sooo... Fancy a...

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Life Reborn...

OK, so... guess I should use this blog for the reason blogs were created -to allow very bored people like myself to document every little boring detail of their lifes for no benefit whatsoever...

Yes, today, started work full time, at least I never have to go back to school again! Still think I should have left after GCSEs, instead of wasting another two years of my life, but still, nothing I can do now...

Anyway, thats it, my day -first day full time, went in this morning, came back very soggy, what else is there to say?

Damn, why am I still writing on this thing! Damn I'm an addict!!! Never mind, I'll stop when I finally realise that no one is reading this other than me...

MINI RANT:
Why when I tried signing on to this thing yesterday to post a message, I could only find a blog that didn't exist?!! I signed in with the oojary username and the little pixie password, and then went to the 'dashboard' oojar, but it had a random blog called 'EAM-Blog' which firstly I never created! And secondly, was empty, and there was no 'Welcome to whatever-I-named-this-blog'... anywhoo.. the tree monkeys are calling...

Here is a random quote to leave on...

"Yeah you are me girl, your me buscuit, and I'm gonna say it again 'case ya missed it, I gonna dunk ya jus like a buscuit, I don't want the change but I'll risk it"

Sinking, and quite fast...

Yes, this is me and the mad Welshman himself, in a dodgy plyboard boat, with many leaks, the worried expression on Pete's face is beacause he had just realised exactly how much water the boat was letting in! Ah well, fun fun.

Pete's Ideal Camel

A comic from Pete:
Yes, this is pete's ideal partner, just in comic form, and I don't mean the bloke by the way, I mean the camel... hehe, only joking pete (he prefers cats, he once offered me money to 'borrow' one of my cats for 20 mins for 'Companionship', yeah right!!! We know what you get up to after dark you crazy Welshman!), I mean the the black haired, pale-skinned, alchoholic, gothic bird, can't blame he though...

Linkies to Other Oojars

This was really going to be the fisrt post, but it makes more sense after reading the rant, which i assume will be below this one, if they put the new messages above the old ones, which I thing they do, anyway, basically read the other post, entitled 'Why Is Everything So Difficult' or something.

So, with the reason for this blog in mind, the addresses of my mates' blogs are below:
http://5p3c135.blogspot.com -Weird polictics nutter, with a beard...
http://dontmakemehurtyou.blogspot.com -Weird photo-taking techno dude...

And that sums that up...

Why Is Everything So Difficult?

Right, guess I better say welcome to my blog, and that’s the end of that...

I think I made a big mistake today, this blog to be precise; two of my mates use this Blogger.com blog things, and every time I post a reply to the random things they write I have to put at the bottom of the post that it's me that’s posted, are you with me so far? Right, so I thought 'I know (thinking I'm clever), I'll sign up with Blogger so I can post messages under a username, and everyone will know it's me!' But is it that simple, NO, you need to create a blog of your own, so I thought it couldn't be that bad, and went for it. And guess what... can you have the first 15 usernames or blog addresses you want, wait for it... NO, because its not allowed, or someone else has it, or it has an illegal symbol in it, or its too long, or too short, or written upside down, or because its a Friday, and you can only use spangles on a Thursday, and a squillion other random reasons!!! So you manage to get passed that bit, AT LAST, and then what happens, you need to pick random shitty templately things, none of which are that good, but because you are still on 56k dial up, the pic take ages to load, by this point your smashing your head on the desk, before you realise you've just nutted your soggy toasted cheese sandwich, and half the contents are now on the wall, but you ignore that, that’s a job for the cats, why else would we have them (comment and you die, yes that means YOU Pete, Nick and Lees), anyway, you get past that, and manage after ages to set up this daft bloggy thing you know you will use for about a week before never returning to it again, and you make big fuck off mistake number two; creating a profile, yes, sounds simple doesn't it, well... IT ISN'T!!! No, of course, it can't be simple; they always make it so you have to spend hours trying to set these things up! Soooo, everything looks like it might be going well, until you get to the age boxes, where it takes you 5 attempts before you realise that it is the American date set up (mm/dd/yyyy) and NOT the English date set up (dd/mm/yyyy), right, minor set back, but you still have an ounce of hope that things will go your way, for once, until... can you guess? They throw another oojar at you, the profile picture, it HAS to be a url link, they don't do the easy peasy picture uploads, soooo... you have to spend another 5 minutes trying to find your old online photo store hosty thing, AND THEN, when you’ve finally uploaded it at under 56kbps, you then enter the url into the box thing, and, can you guess it… the url is too long, so, you then have to start all over again, this time uploading it with a shorter name to a different part of your photo host oojar thing!! Then, well, you think you’ve got through it all, you think you’ve made it, but no, the kind people at freeserve, or wannado (or whatever their name is now…) kick you full pelt in the teeth, YOU LOSE CONNECTION, 10 minutes of dialling later you’re back online, BUT, you can’t find your blog, because perhaps it doesn’t exist, or just because baby Jesus hates you, who knows, but either way it takes TWENTY MINUTES to find it, and to start typing this post, part way through which those kind people at freeserve do it again, thank you, so you have to quickly copy what you’ve written so far and paste it into Microsoft Word, just in case something blows up, BUT, you then remember, that Microsoft, being Microsoft have decided to create programs that not only cost you an arm and a leg, but also create them so that when you install them on a shitty computer they take ages to load, just so that they have the time to bend you over a bar and arse-rape you for the second time running!!!

Ah well, that’s my little rant over for the time being, when Microsoft and Freeserve remove their cocks from my arse I might find the time to post another message, but until then, ciao.