14 July 2005

Explanations...

Right, been prodded too much for the last post/picture thing, so I better explain:
That is the symbol/picture thing for a brand of cigarettes, called shag (not that you would have guessed!). So there you go, explained, sort of anyway, but I can't be bothered to explain why it's on a non-smoker's blog, but the oojars and fish...

Anywhoosals, note to the smoking blokes out there:
Go to http://www.shagcigarettes.com and buy a pack of shag cigarettes, then you will be able to walk up to a good-looking bird and just say "fancy a shag?", if they say "yes, your place or mine?" (quite likely in the Herts & Essex areas), then you've scored without having to go through the whole buying drinks and dating path, and if they slap you, you can just hold up the fag packet and say "i meant a shag cigarette!", and they'll feel guilty for slapping you, and possibly invite you for a drink, so you can start again the usual way... So nothing much lost!
NB: Don't try this to another bird in front of your bird -for some unknown reason they don't always see the funny side of it!!!

1 Comments:

At 19 July, 2005 12:15, Blogger Ed. M said...

Well, fish sticks to you both...
and where did three come from, I have two, I think, possibly, and I can only just about be bothered to use this one, anyway, screw the kids in Africa, no, I didn't mean it like that pete... Leave them alone you strange Welshman, anywhoosals...
Nickle-arse, I did realise, but I was not pissed and had no fire, she would have wanted to dance and I need to be pissed before that happens, but when Ben passes his drivin test, he can take us, so I can get pissed as a fart, so everything will work out ok, sort of, with monkeys and all. But this time Mr. Lees will have to come too...

 

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